David Hasselhoff

David Hasselhoff: There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.

–http://dartreview.com/issues/2.7.00/hasselhoff.html

David Hasselhoff, when told that he has five gold albums in Austria: Where’s Austria?

David Hasselhoff: I’ve got taste. It’s inbred in me.

David Hasselhoff on high heels: I can’t wear anything higher than two inches or I fall over. I now know why women trip or flop occasionally. In these stupid high heels I actually look like Dennis Rodman on acid.

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03092007/gossip/cindy/yoko_pulls_plug_on_beatles_docu_cindy_cindy_adams.htm