John Mayer: I’ve realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.
–http://www.usmagazine.com/
John Mayer: I’ve realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.
–http://www.usmagazine.com/
John Mayer: I want a guide dog. I’m an asshole like that.
–Blossom Music Center
Overheard by: Mrs. Mayer
