Linda Evangelista: It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren’t, then I’d be a teacher.

Linda Evangelista: I don’t get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.

Overheard by: rome-dawg

Linda Evangelista: I don’t diet; I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.

–http://www.funnypictures.tv/html/jokes/quotes/stupid-quotes/2006-04-18/stupid-quotes_1145339309d102189.html