Pat Robertson

Pat Robertson: I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife, and the only thing they did was kiss.

Overheard by: pants on fire…

Question: If Noah and his family were the only people to survive the flood, then how did the world get other races?
Pat Robertson: When Noah and his family left the ark, they split up and went around the world and then, I don’t know, got tans or something. I don’t know exactly how it happened.