Paula Abdul

Paula Abdul, about her new boyfriend: If things go well and we get married, I’m going to be smart this time and I’m going to have him sign a pre‐nup, and if we get divorced, I’ll get half his allowance.

–The View

Overheard by: u‑g‐l‑y you ain’t got no alibi

Paula Abdul: I’m tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am.

–http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/bwiddicombe/2007/06/08/2007 – 06-08_paulas_hey_fever_worth_catching.html/