Pamela Anderson: I want an explosive love affair again.

–http://showbiz.sky.com/showbiz/article/0,,50001-1254993,00.html

Interviewer: Why did you choose to star in the soft porn cult classic Caligula, in which you danced in a cone bra?
Helen Mirren: It was an irresistible mix of art and genitals.

–http://www.aarpmagazine.org/entertainment/helen_mirren.html

P. Diddy on formal rival Snoop Dogg: We ain’t no gangsters. We are men first.

–http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2007/03/10/2007-03-10_diddy_snoop_bury_the_tec9-1.html

Britney Spears: I performed at Mom and Dad’s party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself.

Overheard by: licketysplit