Celine Dion: I wish we were all naked all the time. I have always believed it’s what’s underneath that counts. If we were all forced to be naked, perhaps we would start to see it a little bit more.
Britney Spears, asked if she had Broadway aspirations: I would rather start out somewhere small, like London or England…
Overheard by: Denise
Sienna Miller: I was nine at my first boarding school, and I got caught mating my rabbit.
Lindsay Lohan: I have a, like, what do you call it? Uh… Oh, yeah — a photographic memory.
–Interview on MTV
Barbara Walters: The reason that I am so successful is that I do not sweat. And I don’t have to go to the bathroom very often. That is the key to my success.
Interviewer: Why did you choose to star in the soft porn cult classic Caligula, in which you danced in a cone bra?
Helen Mirren: It was an irresistible mix of art and genitals.
Clay Aiken, on his role in Spamalot: I’m sore. I couldn’t even get off the toilet the other day, it hurts so bad.
Overheard by: i heart boas
Shaquille O’Neal: I don’t think we learned a lesson — I think it was a learning experience for us.
Overheard by: mr mann
Keith Urban on Nicole Kidman and his own poor bathroom etiquette: She doesn’t hit me, but she hates it. She’s a very passionate person, which means that a man can get into a lot of trouble.
Tiffany “New York” Pollard: I don’t like parrots, because they don’t speak English diction.
–I Love New York 2
Overheard by: Adam