Paris Hilton: What is the Wall Street Journal? Is that good?
David Beckham, asked if he was a volatile player: I can play in the center, on the right, and occasionally on the left side.
Overheard by: Perry
Kelly Clarkson: I am a good singer, so I can’t possibly be a good writer. Women can’t possibly be good at two things.
David Hasselhoff, when told that he has five gold albums in Austria: Where’s Austria?
Victoria Beckham: I think my sons think everybody’s mummy is a Spice Girl.
Overheard by: juanita
Olympic luge gold medalist Carmen Boyle: Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die.
Overheard by: ORLY
Valerie Bertinelli: The priest we tapped to perform the ceremony gave us questionnaires so he could get to know us better. We filled out the forms at home… We each held a little vial of coke…
–The Today Show
Overheard by: peanutbuttah jellytime
Boy George: I’m very uncomfortable with the idea of vaginas. They bother me in the way that spiders bother some people.
Overheard by: stella
New York mayor Michael Bloomberg on Sharon Stone: As I get older, I get more valuable. As she gets older, she gets less valuable… Now would be the perfect time for an intersection.
Pamela Anderson: I want an explosive love affair again.
–http://showbiz.sky.com/showbiz/article/0„50001 – 1254993,00.html