English actress Kelly Brook on her new lingerie line: I feel like I’m giving something back to the big-titted community.
–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Kelly+Brook-14755.html
But with Versace Thorns and a Cross by Gucci, Being a Martyr Is So Worth It
Halle Berry: I spent a lot of time with a crown on my head.
Overheard by: andromeda
Now That’s Cosmic Intervention
Pamela Anderson: Both sides of my family are all in Mensa. It skipped me.
–http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/the%20things%20they%20say%204984_1035071
… Of the United States
Miss South Carolina, given a second chance: Personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on our map…
–Today Show
Overheard by: weezy j.
How… Thoughtful.
“Girl Next Door,” Bridget Marquardt, about a small crab: I don’t think he eats [bread] anyways. Too many carbs for him.
–The Girls Next Door
Overheard by: Brunette and loving it
Which Is All More Important Than Being Profound
Demi Moore: Men are a little bit more important than handbags but less important than shoes.
–OK Weekly
Overheard by: carries a wallet
Please — He’s Used to Toting Angie’s Whips and Chains
Cate Blanchett: The worst part of shooting Babel was when Brad [Pitt] had to carry me up a hill.… I felt like a sack of potatoes and very guilty for having a large breakfast that day.
–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Blanchett+Pitied+Pitt+Carrying+Her+Take+After+Take.-28921.html
Hey, the Latter’s a Safe Bet — Something the French Do Best
Former French president Charles de Gaulle: China is a big country inhabited by many Chinese.
Overheard by: goldfish cracka
Just… Ew
Angelina Jolie: I need more sex, okay? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.
Like I Was Just Now
Patti LaBelle, to Jennifer Hudson: I didn’t know you were this nice. I thought you were a bitch.
–http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/bwiddicombe/2007/03/28/2007 – 03-28_anna_nicoles_unlikely_pitch.html
