Sheryl Crow, on suggested toilet paper use: … Only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required.
Cameron Diaz: I would kiss a frog even if there were no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. I’d lick him.
Overheard by: romeo capulet
John Mayer: I’ve realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.
Mike Tyson: I guess I’m gonna fade into bolivian.
Overheard by: fannie
Evan Rachel Wood, on shooting video with boyfriend Marilyn Manson: At the end of the video we’re kissing and it’s raining blood, and for me that was one of the most romantic moments of my entire life.
Overheard by: ugh
Meredith Vieira, to Jake Gyllenhaal: When you made Brokeback Mountain, did you have any idea what you were sitting on?
Overheard by: spook
Lindsay Lohan: People go to college to find who they are as a person and find what they want to do in life, and I kind of already know that, so it would be like I’d be taking a step back or something.
Overheard by: Abigail M.
Russell Crowe: I love going shopping. I have a black belt in it.
Overheard by: mr. tibbs
Paula Abdul: I’m tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am.
Paris Hilton: I think I have a really great mug shot. It looks like a magazine shoot.
Overheard by: she really is too much