How… Thought­ful.

“Girl Next Door,” Brid­get Mar­quardt, about a small crab: I don’t think he eats [bread] any­ways. Too many carbs for him.

–The Girls Next Door

Over­heard by: Brunette and lov­ing it

Like I Was Just Now

Pat­ti La­Belle, to Jen­nifer Hud­son: I did­n’t know you were this nice. I thought you were a bitch.

–http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/bwiddicombe/2007/03/28/2007–03-28_anna_nicoles_unlikely_pitch.html

Just… Ew

An­geli­na Jolie: I need more sex, okay? Be­fore I die I wan­na taste every­one in the world.