So We Can Af­ford Me A Ed­u­ca­tion­al­ism

Ivan­ka Trump: No­body [in the fam­i­ly] is do­ing any­thing for the sake of be­ing fa­mous. It’s all for the sake of rais­ing the price per square foot we’re able to get on saleable re­al es­tate.


Is Any­one Sur­prised?

Brit­ney Spears: I per­formed at Mom and Dad’s par­ty when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madon­na song, and I peed my­self!

Over­heard by: con­dom quee­nie