Sweetie, Just Stop Talking.

Lindsay Lohan: People go to college to find who they are as a person and find what they want to do in life, and I kind of already know that, so it would be like I’d be taking a step back or something.

Overheard by: Abigail M.

Aw, You Shouldn't Have!

Paula Abdul: I’m tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am.

–http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/bwiddicombe/2007/06/08/2007-06-08_paulas_hey_fever_worth_catching.html/

That's Hot.

Paris Hilton: I think I have a really great mug shot. It looks like a magazine shoot.

–http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2008/02/07/paris_hilton_applies_herself_to_harvard/

Overheard by: she really is too much