Then We'll Both Slur in Your General Direction

Amy Winehouse, during terrible performance: To them people booing, wait ’til my husband gets out of incarceration. And I mean that.

–http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=494171&in_page_id=1773

Or Any Ho, Really

Michael Douglas: It’s just amazing the damage you could do with a backhoe.

–In Touch Weekly

Overheard by: calamity zane

Gwen Stefani: I can’t wait to get pregnant again. It’s so fun and consuming and romantic.

Overheard by: cliteesha

Britney Spears: I always listen to ‘NSYNC’s “Tearin’ Up My Heart.” It reminds me to wear a bra.

Overheard by: i <3 my gyno

Elle MacPherson: Underwear is such an emotional thing.

Jean-Claude Van Damme: In an action film, you act in the action. In a drama film, you act in the drama.

Overheard by: petal peddler

Elisabeth Hasselbeck, when asked what the stars on the American flag mean: The original states and colonies.

Overheard by: PuceWoman

Christina Aguilera: I give money to a company that makes hearing aids. More people should hear me sing.

Sylvester Stallone: On the outside I might look like King Kong, but inside I’m Hugh Grant.

–http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/the%20things%20they%20say%204745_1032144

British model Jodie Marsh: Eskimos are uncivilized because they don’t have any shops.

Overheard by: bbq vixen