Angelina Jolie: I need more sex, okay? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.
- Posted on May 7, 2024
- Angelina Jolie
Patti LaBelle, to Jennifer Hudson: I didn’t know you were this nice. I thought you were a bitch.
–http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/bwiddicombe/2007/03/28/2007-03-28_anna_nicoles_unlikely_pitch.html
- Posted on May 7, 2024
- Uncategorized
Ashlee Simpson: Clean underwear? Are you kidding me?!
Overheard by: sinus-infected donkey
- Posted on May 5, 2024
- Ashlee Simpson
Arnold Schwarzenegger: The difference between Sly Stallone and me is I am me and he is him.
- Posted on May 5, 2024
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Jessica Alba: I thought it was my job to give all the boys their first kiss.
Overheard by: slammy T
- Posted on May 5, 2024
- Jessica Alba
Brittany Murphy: Well, I lost my virginity in a car. But it wasn’t a very nice one.
Overheard by: pink freud
- Posted on May 4, 2024
- Brittany Murphy
Paris Hilton: I ordered a Hummer hybrid.
Overheard by: shirley’s temple
- Posted on May 4, 2024
- Paris Hilton
Victoria Beckham, at the Oscars: All the time he was talking I was just thinking, ‘It’s Forrest Gump. And he knows who I am.’
–http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=439075&in_page_id=1773&ico=Homepage&icl=TabModule&icc=picbox&ct=
- Posted on May 3, 2024
- Victoria Beckham
Paris Hilton: Kabbalah helps you confront your fears. Like, if a girl borrowed my clothes and never gave them back and I saw her wearing them months later, I would confront her.
Overheard by: Hella-fly
- Posted on May 3, 2024
- Paris Hilton
David Hasselhoff: There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.
–http://dartreview.com/issues/2.7.00/hasselhoff.html
- Posted on May 2, 2024
- David Hasselhoff
